I’m a poet. And I’m ACTUALLY bearded, so I found your URL offensive and I cried.
Regarding your picture, Xbox/PC Headset - GUARANTEED to get the girls/boys (delete as applicable). Also your room is messy and that e-fag does nothing for you. Plus, your love of Ponies is just weird.
I recommend growing an actual beard. And shooting your ponies in the face. Metaphorically, of course, I’m not a monster.