6 months. 6 months without an obnoxiously sarcastic ask response. Where have you gone :(
I’ve been working down the docks, selling my arse to sailors. It’s not been bad, I’ve been getting an average of £70 a time. That said, I’ve had to give £50 each time to a man who calls himself ‘Cuddles’, or he says he’ll break my ribs. He’s not very nice. Not sure why he’s called ‘Cuddles’, either. He’s probably nine stone dripping wet, and he’s a nasty bastard. He once did a wee in my shoe and made a cat drink it.
That’s not very nice at all, is it?
I didn’t think so.
Anyway, down the docks, there’s no wi-fi. But, I enjoy my job, and sometimes I can afford to buy food. I’m using the wi-fi on board an aircraft carrier that just docked. The crew are using me as a wank sock.
wow you have got so many asks omg :D where are u from?
I currently live in the UK, but I was born on the shores of San Francisco, to a painter mother and a musician father. We lived in a pineapple under the sea and lived exclusively off watermelon, which certainly prevented scurvy, but gave me terrible shits. I moved to the UK when I turned 76 and I now live with the Queen. She is my secret lover. Phil knows, he joins in sometimes.
just because you dont like 1d doesnt mean that other people can't so don't tell people to burn their stuff otherwise you won't be their friend thats kinda condescending
Not really. This entire thing is kinda tongue in cheek. I say ‘burn the CDs’ instead of ‘go out and find bands that are actually worth your time and attention’. Bands that work super hard, bands that slog through, bands that take every ounce of pain or happiness or love or joy and push it into their music. Bands that tell stories.
One Direction is a marketing tool, not a band. I have an inherent issue with that.
So, no, I would never seriously suggest anyone burn any CDs. The Nazis kinda did something similar about eighty years ago and it doesn’t really help. But I’m happy to tell people about bands they might not otherwise hear of. 1D won’t be around for much longer, then their posters will come down from your wall, and they’ll be forgotten.
There. A serious post. Let us have no more serious post. Lets talk about bums.
Keep rolling like you do, or sway, Idc! You're funnaay dude!
What the fuck is sway?
I just sat here for about half an hour, swaying back and forth. I tried it. But I’m on a train, and swaying backwards and forwards seemed to…. worry some people. They started moving their children away from me, muttering something about “mental” and “smackhead”.
I blame you, lilcera. YOU. Shit. The police have just boarded. I’m legging it. Wish me luck.
I just wanted to say I read the message where you were talking about One Direction AND SWEET JESUS YOU TOOK THE WORDS STRAIGHT OUT OF MY MOUTH! I used to be able to put up with them for a little while, but then they absolutely murdered Tennage Kicks. That is all, thank you.
Before that song, I’d heard… one other, I think. Some acoustic bullshit about how he thinks a girl is beautiful but she doesn’t and she does something with her hair and walks into rooms and stuff.
I mean… come on. One Direction is utter bullshit. Complete fucking horseradish. They contribute nothing, the band will fade away in the next year or so, and they’ll spend the rest of their lives trying anything and everything to get back into private jets and screaming pubescent girl’s panties.
But what they did to Teenage Kicks (and even Blondie, and I’m not a huge Blondie fan) is unforgivable.
could you promo et4president he is my senior friend amd he has a tumblr but he quit cause no one followed him and i want to tell him to get on on twitter anonamously with a fake account and make him all happy thank you ^_^
I don’t know why everyone comes to me for promos. I’ve got like…. 800 followers. I’m not Tumblr Famous by any stretch.
Also, promoing a tumblr with FUCK ALL content is nigh on impossible.
Here’s the thing. Big secret - you get follows by having a decent blog. If no-one follows you, then you have a strop and quit, then, chances are, it was a shit blog. People follow this blog for the snarky comments and a distinct lack of bullshit (well, some do. The others follow because OMG A MILLION FUCKING NOTES). People follow my other blogs because I’m interesting, or because I write good poetry and stories, of they want to laugh at fat dogs, or see some swearing on some flowers.
How does it feel to have one of the nost awesome successful posts here :D
THE most successful post. THE.
Honestly, it feels exactly the same as having the least successful post ever. I mean, you’d imagine my life would be full of cocaine and fast cars and big booty ladies, but it’s not. Well, no more than normal, anyway.
Hi Chariza, I know that your blog isn't themed for any type of activism but I hear you have a big following? = I was wondering if you could possibly like, reblog, and sign my most recent post regarding a petition in the whitehouse right now to educate our youth on sexual assault and rape. This is a petition that could potentially push the Obama Administration to help save the lives of millions if the 100k vote quota is met in 30 days. Thank you and have a nice day :)
Totally outside the remit of a largely sarcastic and obnoxious blog. But sure. Click this person’s name and sign, if you agree with what they’re saying.