It would never work. I can’t fucking stand One Direction. You can be my friend if you burn all your posters and CDs. And your MP3s. Burn them. With fire. Not to a CD. With fire.
Lots of fire.
ALL OF THE FIRE.
Those fuckers ruined ‘Teenage Kicks’ for me. I loved that song, one of the best pop songs ever written. And these dudes come along and trample all over it with that NA NA NA NA NA NA bullshit.
That turned into a fair rant. I am sorry.
(I’m not sorry)